{"id":124,"date":"2008-05-02T14:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T14:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/the-shark-and-the-man.html"},"modified":"2008-05-02T14:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T14:28:00","slug":"the-shark-and-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/the-shark-and-the-man.html","title":{"rendered":"The Shark and the Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">\n<div align=\"center\">The Shark and the Man<br \/>by<br \/>Alex McEachern<\/div>\n<p>The shark was watching for food.<\/p>\n<p>He saw a man.<\/p>\n<p>He swam after the man.<\/p>\n<p>The man was too hard to catch.<\/p>\n<p>The shark saw 10 fish.<\/p>\n<p>Then he saw 20 fish.<\/p>\n<p>Then he saw thirty fish.  Then he saw forty fish, fifty fish, sixty fish, seventy fish, eighty fish, ninety fish and then then he saw one hundred fish!<\/p>\n<p>Then he saw 110 fish, 120 fish, 130 fish, 140 fish, 150 fish, 160 fish, 170 fish, 180 fish, 190 fish, and then he saw 200 fish.<\/p>\n<p>The he saw 210 fish, 220 fish, 230 fish, 240 fish, 250 fish, 260 fish, 270 fish, 280 fish, 290 fish, and then he saw 300 fish!<\/p>\n<p>Then he saw 310 fish, 320 fish, 330 fish, 340 fish, 350 fish, 360 fish, 370 fish, 380 fish, 390 fish, and then he saw 400 fish!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Then along came 410, 420 fish, 430 fish, 440 fish, 450 fish, 460 fish, 470 fish, 480 fish, 490 fish, and then he saw 500 fish!<\/p>\n<p>Then he saw 510 fish!<\/p>\n<p>Then he EXPLODED!!!!!!!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Shark and the ManbyAlex McEachern The shark was watching for food. He saw a man. He swam after the man. The man was too hard to catch. The shark saw 10 fish. Then he saw 20 fish. Then he &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/the-shark-and-the-man.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}