{"id":175,"date":"2006-09-13T22:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/j-c-bomb-at-pro-cuts.html"},"modified":"2006-09-13T22:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T22:35:00","slug":"j-c-bomb-at-pro-cuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/j-c-bomb-at-pro-cuts.html","title":{"rendered":"J.C. Bomb at Pro Cuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days ago when Jen took the boys to the bookstore and while they were going in Alex was walking like a lizard when he <span>tripped<\/span> and fell to the floor. He landed smack on the right side of his face and ended up giving himself quite an injury.  He didn&#8217;t cry but when he got up he said &#8220;Ah, my face hurts,&#8221; and it looked pretty nasty.  He had scraped his face and it was pretty bruised and the next day when he woke up he had a minor shiner.<\/p>\n<p><!-- PProtector -->Of course like the worry wort parents we are we took him to the doctor to have him checked out since I was all worried that he might have done something serious like crack a bone.  After a quick checkup and a an anatomy lesson on the skull and its protective mechanisms, complete with model skull model demonstration, it turns out he&#8217;s fine. <\/p>\n<p>Everyplace we&#8217;ve been for the last couple of days people always stop and &#8220;Oh, my, what happened to you?&#8221;, &#8220;Oh you poor thing what happened to your face?&#8221;  For someone who doesn&#8217;t speak to strange people this new found attention is just a little overwhelming.  So the other day Alex and I were out running errands and I stopped in to get my hair cut.  He was sitting in the waiting area while I was getting my hair cut and the hairdresser was trying to get Alex to tell him what happened.<\/p>\n<p>He wasn&#8217;t giving up any details so I stepped in and said &#8220;Well, he was walking in the bookstore the other day and tripped and landed on his face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, Jesus Christ!&#8221; the hairdresser blurted out.<\/p>\n<p>Ummm, yes, it was kind of bad, holy cow, did she really just say that?  She dropped the J.C. bomb right in the middle of my haircut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days ago when Jen took the boys to the bookstore and while they were going in Alex was walking like a lizard when he tripped and fell to the floor. He landed smack on the right side &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/j-c-bomb-at-pro-cuts.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}