{"id":180,"date":"2006-08-02T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T22:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/shopping-mall-playgrounds.html"},"modified":"2006-08-02T22:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-02T22:14:00","slug":"shopping-mall-playgrounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/shopping-mall-playgrounds.html","title":{"rendered":"Shopping Mall Playgrounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what it is but I have some unnatural phobia of mall playgrounds.  After work today I met Jen and the kids at the mall while she went to get her hair cut.  After she went off I took the kids to the mall playground since they were already excited to go.<\/p>\n<p>We go, I took the boys shoes off and they set off to play and I started my thirty minutes to hell.  I&#8217;m not one of those parents that can just sit back, relax, and let my kids go play on the <span>slides<\/span>, cars, houses, and stuff.  I need to be up and walking around making sure that I can see them and making sure that the other kids (monsters I tell you) aren&#8217;t stepping on Andrew or pushing him around.  When one of the them would disappear behind the big playthings and I&#8217;d couldn&#8217;t see them for like thirty seconds I start freaking out, &#8220;Where did they go!!&#8221;, &#8220;What <span>happened<\/span>, are they <span>ok<\/span>?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The kids might be having fun but I&#8217;m a complete wreck. <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what it is but I have some unnatural phobia of mall playgrounds. After work today I met Jen and the kids at the mall while she went to get her hair cut. After she went off I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/shopping-mall-playgrounds.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}