{"id":243,"date":"2005-11-26T08:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-26T08:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/i-dont-need-this-forkin-spoon.html"},"modified":"2005-11-26T08:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-26T08:01:00","slug":"i-dont-need-this-forkin-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/i-dont-need-this-forkin-spoon.html","title":{"rendered":"I don’t need this forkin’ spoon."},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day we were getting ready to eat, Alex was already sitting at the table, and I brought him a fork and spoon. It turns out he already had both and as I was walking back to the kitchen to get something else he said,<\/p>\n

“Dad, I don’t need this forkin’ spoon.”<\/p>\n

It took me a second to realize that he wasn’t using a rather colorful adjective to describe his spoon but rather the “fork and” part was just run together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The other day we were getting ready to eat, Alex was already sitting at the table, and I brought him a fork and spoon. It turns out he already had both and as I was walking back to the kitchen … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}