{"id":260,"date":"2005-07-26T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-26T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/you-know-stuff-like-this-just-happens-sometimes.html"},"modified":"2005-07-26T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-26T17:00:00","slug":"you-know-stuff-like-this-just-happens-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/you-know-stuff-like-this-just-happens-sometimes.html","title":{"rendered":"You Know, Stuff Like This Just Happens Sometimes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening Alex was trying our patience and wasn&#8217;t listening to anything we asked him to do.&nbsp; We were finally at our wits end and were frustrated enough that we sent him to his room for a little quiet time.&nbsp; We figured some alone time would do him, and us, some good.<\/p>\n<p> After a couple of minutes in his room things got pretty quiet which should have set off the alarm bells that something was amiss.&nbsp; I was laying on our bed and could see Alex&#8217;s bedroom door from my position and he would open it, stick his head out, then when I looked over he would quickly close the door again.&nbsp; He did this a couple of times so I gave him my full attention and low and behold was I in for a surprise.&nbsp; At first I thought he just looked a little funny because of the shadows in the hall but then I realized it wasn&#8217;t shadows, he really did look a little funny.&nbsp; He had taken a brown marker and drawn all over his face and legs.&nbsp; Forehead, cheeks, chin, lips, nose, legs, knees, shins, feet, you name it, he had colored it with marker.<\/p>\n<p> I though I was going to explode.&nbsp; I promptly put him in the shower and started scrubbing desperately hoping that it was going to come off.&nbsp; Today Alex was going to the library for a reading group and I could just see him sitting there at story time with marker all over his face.&nbsp; Luckily it came off his face pretty easily and the legs cleaned up alright.&nbsp; You can still see a bit of a shadow mustache but it&#8217;s not too serious.<\/p>\n<p> When he was in the shower I asked him what the heck was he thinking.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Dad, I didn&#8217;t have a goalie mask or pads, I had to draw them on.&#8221;&nbsp; Oh, well now it makes perfect sense now, you needed a goalie mask and pads, what was I thinking.<\/p>\n<p> I continued scrubbing in silence for a while and he said,<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Dad, you know this kind of stuff just happens sometimes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Yes your right son, stuff like this just happens sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening Alex was trying our patience and wasn&#8217;t listening to anything we asked him to do.&nbsp; We were finally at our wits end and were frustrated enough that we sent him to his room for a little quiet time.&nbsp; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/you-know-stuff-like-this-just-happens-sometimes.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}