{"id":291,"date":"2004-12-29T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-29T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/dad-dont-beat-me.html"},"modified":"2004-12-29T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-29T20:22:00","slug":"dad-dont-beat-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/dad-dont-beat-me.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dad, Don&#8217;t Beat Me&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alex was coming out with the zingers today.  When we arrived home after being out tonight we were heading upstairs, Alex was going up the stairs in front of me and I was following behind him.  That&#8217;s when he blurted out<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad, don&#8217;t beat me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As in, don&#8217;t pass me on the stairs and be the first one up.  Now, at home it&#8217;s really no be deal to come out with that but I can just see us out in public somewhere and he blurts out the don&#8217;t beat me line.   &#8220;Ha ha ha, oh oh, your such a kidder son..&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex was coming out with the zingers today. When we arrived home after being out tonight we were heading upstairs, Alex was going up the stairs in front of me and I was following behind him. That&#8217;s when he blurted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/dad-dont-beat-me.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}