{"id":621,"date":"2011-09-15T20:04:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T02:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/?p=621"},"modified":"2011-09-15T20:05:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T02:05:43","slug":"messing-with-my-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/messing-with-my-son.html","title":{"rendered":"Messing with my Son"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation that I had tonight with Alex through the bathroom door.<\/p>\n

Alex: Dad!!!<\/p>\n

10 seconds later.<\/p>\n

Alex: Dad!!!!<\/p>\n

Me: I’m coming hang on.<\/p>\n

I get to the bathroom<\/p>\n

Me: What?<\/p>\n

Alex: Can you get me a new roll of toilet paper, we ran out.<\/p>\n

Me: Ah, no, we don’t have any left.<\/p>\n

Alex: But what am I supposed to do?<\/p>\n

Me: Use your hand, just wash it off when you get out.<\/p>\n

With absolute horror in his voice<\/p>\n

Alex: But, but, ….. but, I’ve gone….<\/p>\n

That’s when I let him off the hook and opened the door and threw him a new roll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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