{"id":64,"date":"2009-01-07T08:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T08:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/joke-of-the-day.html"},"modified":"2009-01-07T08:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T08:44:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/joke-of-the-day.html","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, &#8220;Why are you wearing a paper towel?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Arrr&#8230;&#8221; says the pirate. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a bounty on me head!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, &#8220;Why are you wearing a paper towel?&#8221; &#8220;Arrr&#8230;&#8221; says the pirate. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/joke-of-the-day.html\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mceachernfamily.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}