I was helping Andrew get his shoes on this morning and we were having this conversation.

“Which foot does this shoe go on?” I asked him.

“This one here, the right one.”

“Well actually, this foot over here is your right one, that’s your left one.”

“Oh, this is my weft one.”

“Left, LLLLLL, Left. Try saying it again.”

“Weft”

“No, no. Left, LLL sound.”

“Oh, I know like WuWuWuWu Wion.”